BOOM!

inertexplosions:

desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

LETS DO THIS SHIT

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

critter-of-habit:

Queen Margaery - breaker of awkward moments.